With apologies and thanks to Stan.
in spring there is a tide , referred to has a spring tide , now as you are aware
no trees on that beech , now for a dog , that is no good no good at all , when it's spring tide a dog could well find it hard to keep it's legs crossed , kind of difficult walking like that fore very long , no peers , no sea walls to cock a leg up , whats a dog to do , could not as a lady dog do , most an embarrassing thing even for a dog , a bloke dog to do , the dog spots a man , with no owner , that is with no dog he or a she dog , with him , his back is turned , hand to his hear , talking on his mobile phone ,
the dog spots his opportunity , well dogs are like that , gos up to the man , who's ingrost in his conversation on the his mobile , obliviousness of the dog , the dog cocks his leg , released the pressure on his bladder him self relieve at last. The man lets say , was not amused , as he felt his leg becoming rather worm , he looked down to find out why , only to see the dog weeing , piddling up his leg , the man shouted loudly his dismay , tried to shake the dog off , but the dog was in mid flow , kept on going , well he had a lot to unload , pisisted till he was dun , then bark and went on his way!
Ken D Williams
The Dyslexic Wordsmith
Poetry by ken d williams
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WHILE STROLLING ON SOUTHPORT BEECH
Now Southport ,Lancashire , has a beech , when the tide is out , no sign of the sea can be seenin spring there is a tide , referred to has a spring tide , now as you are aware
no trees on that beech , now for a dog , that is no good no good at all , when it's spring tide a dog could well find it hard to keep it's legs crossed , kind of difficult walking like that fore very long , no peers , no sea walls to cock a leg up , whats a dog to do , could not as a lady dog do , most an embarrassing thing even for a dog , a bloke dog to do , the dog spots a man , with no owner , that is with no dog he or a she dog , with him , his back is turned , hand to his hear , talking on his mobile phone ,
the dog spots his opportunity , well dogs are like that , gos up to the man , who's ingrost in his conversation on the his mobile , obliviousness of the dog , the dog cocks his leg , released the pressure on his bladder him self relieve at last. The man lets say , was not amused , as he felt his leg becoming rather worm , he looked down to find out why , only to see the dog weeing , piddling up his leg , the man shouted loudly his dismay , tried to shake the dog off , but the dog was in mid flow , kept on going , well he had a lot to unload , pisisted till he was dun , then bark and went on his way!
Ken D Williams
The Dyslexic Wordsmith
Poetry by ken d williams
Read 660 times
Written on 2012-11-27 at 00:24
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