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Bubbles Visits The Big Ritalin Factory

05/08/13 at 14:92 A circa early nineties Chevy Astro Van dusty and battered bearing a 'Commentally Ill Enterprises LTD. ' logo is to be seen slowly driving along the electrifried chain link perimeter security fence of THE BIG FED EMERGENCY RITALIN AND OTHER ESSENTAIL RESOCIALIZATION PHARMAECUTICALS FACTORY. Slouching with a studied
insouciance behind the purple fur covered driveer's wheel smoking a vaguely suggestive cheery cheroot and wearing a French paratroopers beret rumoured to have once been worn by Jack Kerouac in a fit of insomniac all night alcohol Benzedrine fueled gypsy dance marathon is sometimes creative writer and full time indigent Chaucer Whethers. Riding shotgun in the van's passenger seat is none other than the fabulously infamous comment assassin herself {AKA Commentally Ill} lately of Poet Bay and currently from parts unknown as they say in the ring trade. CI for some obscure reason is attired in a complete vintage Star Trek Klingon's battle gear costume with accompanying battle axe over which for an improbably bizarre attempt at camouflage she is wearing a XXL t-shirt emblazoned in pink and green rhinestones with the phrase‚"Semi-Permanent Vacation'.CI has a faraway glaze in her eyes as she chugs quart bottles of Smirnoff vodka and daintily nibbles on orange slices. Occupying the entire rear interior of the van is a being known only as 'Bubbles' . Bubbles is a being of indeterminate physical dimensions, (usually of the spherical variety) and origins, (possibly injured toe related) whose sole purpose in existing seems to be for wreaking havoc upon a race of beings collectively called 'The Black Ties' whose vile mission on Earth is all about seizing the energies of the working masses in a vise like bureaucratic grip and squeezing the very life blood out.Bubbles is occupying herself by running daily internet news blogs over the surface of her media interface surface area.
Why has this crew come to TBFERAOERPF? What are the details of their very precariously imbalanced and oh so necessary enterprise? Just what is Bubbles and what exactly is she capable of doing in order to facilitate the demise of TBT?
Stay tuned to The CWCI channel or just tune in drop out or pick something up or just don't do anything.
The wisest thing I could come up with is to just, LEAVE IT ALL UP TO BUBBLES AND PRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Written on 2013-05-08 at 20:47

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shells
I'm on the edge of my seat and smiling, next instalment please!
2013-05-11



LOL. I love your author's comment that leads into this rather suspenseful masterpiece. C.I.'s outfit is amazing. Just sayin... I'll be watchful for new developments as the story unfolds. ;)
2013-05-09


StillHoppin The PoetBay support member heart!
Finally I meet someone crazier than me...... 8^D
2013-05-09


Commentally Ill
you. dressed. me. as. a. klingon. really??

and you get the cool beret, go figure. :p

my semi-permanent vacation is going well, thanks for asking (especially if i can acquire all the ritalin our crafty plan requires, the details of which may not be divulged here). notice i say our plan, not her plan. bubbles may take all the credit, but it is my big toe which is the star. and the vodka. good that you didn't forget the vodka. and a little more vodka for a chaser (how thoughtful). excellently well-thought out, as we have all needed supplies.

while we are here, i am going to see if they've got xanax, valium, or any other party favors while you and bubbles do the real work.

and by the way, if we caught, i do intend to point at you and say, "it was all chaucer's idea." why not blame it on bubbles? because she will self-destruct at the slightest hint of danger, leaving us holding the bag (of resocialization pharmaceuticals). she might rematerialize in my jail cell if i'm drunk enough to summon her, just so i can pop her again.

i savored this piece as i read it, gnawing it much as you would a chicken leg.

c.i.
2013-05-09