Again a work in progress. So I will be comeing back to this work.


ME TOM DICK AND 'ARRY

We'd met Archy in the Lion

Me , Tom , Dick and Harry

Archy , look so good in his

Khaki , uniform , wif his rifle

He looked the part

We took the piss out of Archy , true

Were, we were imprest , I 'ave to say that

The town was was buzzing about the war

Local nobs , made speeches

About serving the King , and defending the empire!

Now it were time for all true men , to stand up and be counted!

That our country was under threat!

Them Germans would do all kinds of 'orrible , nasty things to our mothers , sisters

Girl friends! not that me Tom , Dick and ' Arry , were walking out wif a girl

Me , Tom , Dick and 'Arry , went to The Pave , lovely , gorges , wimin , to ogle!

Singing , patriotic songs , the pave , woz , all decked out red white and blue

Bunting

Flags , ours the French , and plucky little Belgium

Fink there woz an Australian flag too , Canadian , I fink as well

Flags of The British Emptier , I fink The Empire* , woz goner join us in the war!

They'd be be quick of the mark , 'cos it would be over by Christmas!

France was only 25 miles from us , so we'd be there first , giving them Huns

Some stick , British steel , wear it hurts!

Me Tom , Dick and 'Arry , decided , we'd join up , do our bit!

Amazing what songs , and plenty of beer can do to a bloke!

Me Tom , Dick and 'Arry , clambered up to the stage , as invited

The woman who woz doing all the singing , and changeling us to volunteer

Would get a kiss from the lady's of the chorus line

They were smashes , lovely so they were , and only six of 'em!

Me , Tom , Dick and 'Arry , needed no second invitation!

We elbowed our way through , to get on the stage!

WE MADE IT!! , us four , wiff , others!

Them wimin , kissed us on the cheek , well more a peck!

The singer , carried on wif 'er songs , we all were shepherd out

Outside the Pave , we all gathered , formed a drunken column , rabble!

Lead by a Sargent , who'd server in South Africa , against the Bores

'' Left , Right , '' you 'orible , shower! , '' NOW! YOU ALL BELONG TO ME , AND

THE KING! ''

Me , Tom , Dick and 'Arry , grind! this goner be a lark!

We marched , well staggered past the harbor , up Military Road , a hundred years

A band struck up , playing '' It's a Long Way To Tipperary '' , that put wager as

We marched past Ramsgate Harbor

Ago , columns of Read Coasts Marched to go off to war

Me , Tom , Dick and 'Arry , had started our march to war

We passed , men and woman , we calling out to the men:

''COME ON JOIN JOIN US!!! ''

To the wimin , we called out to 'em '' '' give '' , '' us a kiss and cuddle! ''

Some did others gave look of disapproval! Some looked sadly at us

As we marched , well staggered up Military Road , some of those we passed

Came up to us , gave us bottles of beer , men joined the column

We duly arivde at Government Acre

First camp , before , going to hell!

When we sobered up , we were goner wish we'd staid ever drunk! we were goner

Experience in the years to come our way

We were age 17 , 18 , 19 and 20

Ken D Williams

The Dyslexic Wordsmith

*The Royal Pavilion , a poplar place of entertainment





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Written on 2014-02-04 at 13:49

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F.i.in.e Moods The PoetBay support member heart!
Your story-telling is so vibrant the characters come right to life with your words. This is so good, wish I could tell stories like that :) *hugs* xx
2014-02-06