Catch a cow

I went fishing down the farm today
to catch a cow with a bale of hay
I cast into the meadow
I cast into the dell
I cast into the cow shed
I cast into the well
I caught the farmer bye his balls
the balls were in the field
the farmer said
"what's your game mate
leave my balls alone"
"Its not your balls I'm after,
I'm trying to catch a cow"
The farmer looked perplexed
"I've never heard such a silly thing"
he said
"Whatever next"



Poetry by JohnJohn
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Written on 2015-08-02 at 23:55

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Jamsbo Rockda The PoetBay support member heart!
Your imagination is wonderful. A great piece :)
2015-08-07