Won't it be sad when you learn you're laid off, when there's
Nothing you want that you still can afford, that nobody
Will help when a hurricane hits? That guy you elected
Brings only misfortune to you and the others who loved
How he ranted and liked his red hats, but never considered
How his plans would hurt. You're finding out, and it's
Making you sad. I've been waiting. I'll try not to laugh.