From the book "A Woolly Mammoth on Amelia Street: Read Aloud Poems4kids" By: Todd-Michael St. Pierre
But sadly you can't turn them off!
The belch and wheeze and sneeze and spit,
I cannot bear the thought of it!
They slurp and burp, they howl and growl,
They moan and groan; they smell so foul!
Gargoyles gargle, and pass lots of gas,
Their gas it smells like sassafras!
If you get a gargoyle have no fear...
From their FARTS you can make root-beer!
Poetry by Todd-Michael St. Pierre
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Written on 2007-02-21 at 01:03
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Gargoyles
Pet gargoyles grunt and snore and cough,But sadly you can't turn them off!
The belch and wheeze and sneeze and spit,
I cannot bear the thought of it!
They slurp and burp, they howl and growl,
They moan and groan; they smell so foul!
Gargoyles gargle, and pass lots of gas,
Their gas it smells like sassafras!
If you get a gargoyle have no fear...
From their FARTS you can make root-beer!
Poetry by Todd-Michael St. Pierre
Read 496 times
Written on 2007-02-21 at 01:03
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