All you do helps us to survive

During the day when we need to thrive

Many a student have fallen ail

Instead by "The Suits" (that's you)

Never a moment could ever go by

Infinite disruption and the sick gone awry

Students marvel at the way you act  

Try as you might you can't hide the fact

Right from wrong must remain intact

All you do for us we celebrate

This week, all week, we couldn't wait

In spite of the fact you may be mean

Only on Monday; yet that remains to be seen

Now sit back and relax; enjoy some cuisine