Edna Sweetlove

2007-08-25
I can only assume this is ironic.

Or as you would say:-

Eye kann ohnli asyoom thiss iz yronick.

2007-02-13
Ta Mark!

2007-02-03
Pleased ya liked it Vicky!

2006-11-23
I hope you will like this version of the Scottish play.

2006-11-22
I would rather eat a ground glass sandwich than munch on a dried out overcooked battery raised turkey with a load of sanctimonious self-satisfied fascists.

2006-11-21
In response to previous comments:-

1. I should be delighted to welcome home any relative stupid enough or criminal enough to go and join the army.
2. I am pleased you all loved the poem so much.

2006-11-13
Apparently you were asleep at the back of the class when punctuation got taught.

2006-11-13
Confusing. And boring too, but not too bad for a teenager I suppose.

2006-11-13
Pretty boring teenage angst. I'll be generous as I'm in a good mood. 2/5.

2006-11-13
It is delightful to receive illiterate comments on my poem. I can only assume that English is not your first (or second) language. Apart from the illiteracy, you are talking rubbish as well.

2006-11-01
Ananim sounds a real prat.

2006-10-29
I assume English is not your first language, so please don't be offended when I say this is gibberish.

2006-10-29
I assume English is not your first language, so please don't be offended when I say this is gibberish.

2006-10-29
I assume English is not your first language, so please don't be offended when I say this is gibberish.

2006-10-28
Excellent. Two points:-

1] I am always impressed with someone who puts an umlaut onto naive.

2] I sometimes feel you need to shorten your texts for the benefit of those with a low boredom threshhold.

2006-10-28
I lost some of the references but I still liked this. It's nice to encounter an intelligent person for a change.

2006-10-25
This reminds me of what I told my mother when I was young. I said that if I saw a baby and a cat drowning in the river, I would save the cat.

Therefore I see nothing amusing in your poem. But thank you for reminding me of that day when I made my mother laugh with maternal pride.

2006-10-18
Incomprehensible.

2006-10-18
Nice pussy picture. That's all I can say which is favourable.

2006-10-18
I assume you wrongly tagged this as "humour". I assume you meant "boredom".

2006-10-15
Unpleasant bile.

2006-10-15
Do you have a translation for this into English?

2006-10-14
Killingly creative. You must be a laugh-riot at parties. Remind me not to be there.

2006-10-14
Hilariously unamusing. Do they have homes for retards in your area? Apply now and get a place before they're all full up!

2006-10-14
Whilst I yield no no one in my condemnation and mockery of religion, I couldn't read this.

Why not, I hear you ask.

Two reasons.

1] No paragraphs, so daunting and potentially boring to read;

2] Too earnest, no humour, no mockery.

Mockery is the best way to approach the Godsquad.

2006-10-09
ps: typo in last line: Eastern not Easter!

2006-10-08
Rather good. Understated irony. No that any rightwingers will ever read it on an obscure website, which is a pity. And if they did, they would be insulting anyway.

PS. Last line of 2nd stanza: "does" instead of "do".

2006-10-07
God said zilch. He was having sex with his Mummy at the time.....

2006-10-05
Not good.

2006-10-03
Very good. The Americans who slaughtered hundreds of thousands should be ashamed of themselves. But they aren't. They are proud of their arrogance and crime. But their time came on 9/11 and they didn't laugh so much then. And what joys may the future hold?

2006-10-02
No.

It was a turd.

2006-10-02
You get a prize for the maximum nmber of brackets possible ()()()()()()())()()()()()(((()))((()))())))(()()))[][][]}{}{][]{][][}{}[]{})[

2006-10-01
Quite right! Well written! The "free" press of the US & the UK (well, mostly not free as they are largely run by fans of Israel) are pretty selective in their reporting.

I like the Israelis being called usurpers; it's a more polite word than the term I would normally use.

2006-10-01
Your author name is amusing. This poem is not. Why would the girl come from behind (unless of course your dick was attached to your rear). Which wouldn't surprise me.

2006-09-30
It might be helpful if you told readers what you are talking about BEFORE the footnote. Had you thought of washing your feet more regularly? Or maybe seeing a doctor?

2006-09-30
Cloying American slushy sentimentality.

2006-09-29
If your spelling were as good as Brown's economics then I'd believe you. Personally I like John Prescott's dick.

2006-09-27
Very interesting.
Probably.

2006-09-23
not certain about the vortex bit.

2006-09-23
Good last stanza.

2006-09-23
About as amusing as the atomic bomb on Hiroshima

2006-09-23
About as funny as syphilis

2006-09-22
Very good. I too despair of lowgrade education: anyone for doing a PhD in Football Pitch Management with Lithuanian Epic Poetry at Walton-on-the-Naze Tech?

2006-09-18
Not exactly what you would call interesting, is it?

I believe it is normal practice to spell "I" with a capital. So your teacher should have deducted 30 not 10.

2006-09-18
There is a typo in the poem, for which I apologise:

for
"taught hairy little buns"

please read
"taut hairy little buns!

If anyone knows how to edit a submitted text, please let me know!

2006-09-18
Wonderfully illterate. A gem. Also devoid of humour.

2006-09-18
Drivel.

2006-09-18
Pathetic garbage. You must bne thicker than 2 short planks.

2006-09-18
Puerile garbage. 98 months is more like it. You are an insult to England.

2006-09-18
Illiterate and incompetent. Thatcher would have shoved you in the shit for this.